YOUR WEEKLY SCIENTIFIC HOROSCOPE (Sagittarius): September 4, 2017: Choose Wisely

YOUR WEEKLY SCIENTIFIC HOROSCOPE (Sagittarius): September 4, 2017: Choose Wisely

Your Scientific Horoscope: Later today you will be offered a choice by a mysterious stranger. You will be asked to choose from: (a) an invisibility cloak; (b) a pint of ale from the Prancing Pony in Bree; or (c) a clipping from the mane of Aslan. The first will give you power but corrupt you. The second will grant you wisdom, but you won’t remember it when you need it. The third will clog your drain. Sagittarius, I’m afraid there has been some confusion on your choice, you will be given (a) an invisible pint of ale; (b) Aslan’s cloak; or (c) a clipping from the tail of a prancing pony. This reflects of how your entire week will go, but remember, while your choice will not grant you any power per se, think about which option may fetch a fair price on ebay and cut your losses to salvage a week of mixups and confusion.
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